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Top Ten Ways to Get Back at an Ex

Our Top Ten list of ways to get revenge from an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend is both safe and practical. We do not suggest that you get back at an ex by physically harming them. We have created a list of ways to get back at an ex boyfriend or girlfriend that will not get you in trouble, but just make that deserving individual feel bad. Give your ex what they deserve. Listen to our suggestions and these will help you get over a former lover. We know how much it can hurt to lose someone you love, this is why we strongly suggest that you go out of your way to make them not forget you.

10. Drive by her house but look the other way. This is only effective if your ex knows you are doing it. Be careful however, you don't want to do this hundreds of times because the reaction you may get is a stalking charge. Drive by and look the other way responsibly.

9. Become Successful. There is no way that your ex could ever find someone as good as you. You are going to dominate the world and your ex will be dating a loser.

8. Date your ex's younger sister / brother. Yes, this is a great solution. Your ex's younger sibling probably has some of the same characteristics as you ex. This would take great skill to accomplish, however, if getting back at your ex is what you want...this would definitely do it.

7. Look good. It seems simple and is. If you look like crap there is no way your ex will regret their decision. On the other hand, if you look too hot to trot, they may want you back. Tell them to "get in line".

6. Start a rumor that you only have one year to live. This will make your ex feel extremely guilty and sad. You may even get sympathy favors. A year is the best time frame for your "death", anything less would seem to come too soon.

5. Never call your ex again. Make it look like you don't care even though you do. Take his or her number out of your phone. Delete texts so you can't get the number from there. Have your friends hide your phone.

4. Have an attractive friend hold your hand as you walk by her house. He or she will either be jealous or just mad that some person is assisting you in such a childish plot. Just make sure your accomplice can fight.

3. Become a bouncer or bartender at his or her favorite club. You will always have the power over them. They will ask you for favors. You are in charge!

2. Attend sporting events with his or her father. More than likely they don't even have this sacred bond with their father, how the hell did you establish this?

1. Name your dog after him or her. How enraged would you be if a dog was named after you? What an immature thing to do. Just think of a good explanation of why you named your dog what you did...your new love may ask.